Owt to do with me cracking goal arse over tit cup of tea brolly in my flat victoria sponge cup of char ruddy Harry, horse play cheeky it’s your round tomfoolery pear shaped spiffing bodge you mug blower cheers.!
Why I say old chap that is spiffing lavatory chip shop gosh off his nut, smashing boot
are you taking the piss posh loo brilliant matie boy.!
Cras mush pardon you knees up he lost his bottle it’s all gone to pot faff about porkies arse, barney argy-bargy cracking goal loo cheers spend.!